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Last added sports
 Description:
Dont let the ball go down the gutter ! |
Last added action
 Description:
Guide a robotic farmer through the farmlands taken over by the militia, and kill all the baddies. |
Last added adventure
Description:
Guide Stelios around the forecourt and fill up the cars
Instructions:
Arrow keys |
Last added racing
 Description:
As dawn breaks over Little Chef, we find our intrepid sausage jockeys filling up on a tasty breakfast. |
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Humor stories
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Well one day i was f***ing a guy from the a** then all of a sudden he turned around and started playing with my nuts!!! and then im all like, is this guy gay or what? haha (this is my boyfriends joke) isnt it funny? |
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Q. Why can't Bill Clinton work at KFC?
A. He can't keep his hands off the breasts and thighs.
How many Arkansas policemen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, Clinton does all the screwing!
What's Bill Clinton's definition of safe sex?
When Hillary's out of town!
How did we know that Monica would testify?
Because she has a history of not being able to keep her mouth closed.
Whitehouse aide to Clinton: "What are we gonna do about the new abortion bill, Mr. President?"
Clinton's reply : "Shhhhh - just pay it."
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit?
Are you gonna eat that?
What do Osama bin Laden and crabs have in common?
They both irritate Bush. |
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Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A: A Stick
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Humor stories